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one of the grestest days. 20th April. 4/20. Smoke weed on this day!!!
dude whens it IGD?
20th april
thats 6months fuck it, lets light up
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A man whose tremendous wealth, social position, grooming, and worldleness allow him to pursue pleasurable social, cultural, and athletic hobbies or pasttimes, rather than employment.
Bartender: "Hey, seriously, what does Pete Dick do for a living?"
The Cooker: "I really shouldn't say..."
Bartender: "Come on, I won't tell anyone, please?"
The Cooker: "well, he is an international man of leisure."
Bartender: "woa, what is that?"
The Cooker: "well, basically it means he globe trots jacking for beats and each day finds time to Irish himself."
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a web of international alliances so complex that nobody really knows who's allied with who.
the cause of the first world war.
"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."
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the political and social organization by which the most powerful and wisest of ninjas from across the planet rule the universe to their bidding. It currently allows The Ninja to host a webshow called Ask A Ninja so that non ninjas see how weak we are
This has been an official broadcast from the International Order of Ninjas.
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A fucking shit OUTDOOR school. In the middle of the desert. Retarded school with depressed students. Tell your parents you need to transfer immediately if you go to this school. If you don’t, DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
Person 1: “I go to Greenfield International School”
Person 2: “Get the fuck out”
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A dumbass school with barely any good teachers, they all just explain half of the chapter and leave the rest for you to study, also the maids are shit and they're so rude. It's overpriced for a reason, yet the school makes us buy and print papers. Ngl though, the education system is good but just way too hard.
Kid 1:What school do you go to?
Kid 2:Saud International School, ugh its so bad.
a special day in the year where all the homies come together and just chill. NO SCHOOL AND WORK FOR THE DAY!
This day is on December 24th (Shreks birthday)
Me and the homies are going to the park on international homie day.