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Something you can blame whenever for whatever reason out of pure frustaration; scapegoat.
Mom: "Why the hell did you break the car? Whats wrong with you, huh huh huh?"
You: "MOM, STOP PESTERING ME! BLAME THE FUCKING INTERNET!"
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Life's evil yet cherished twin brother that does everything better.
Person with a life: I just love the cool ocean breeze!
Internet addict: I visit it often as Franklin and beat the f*ck out of sharks by activating my Invincibility cheat that I've come to know by heart.
Person with a life: Well I've invested in my own boat and am paying it off fully by my next payday which is 2 weeks from now.
Internet addict: Michael has a total of 23 boats, 4 military ships, and 34 speedphiles.
Person with a life: I have a job.
Internet addict: My Sims each have jobs that pay 30,000$ or more per week. Not including daily income and farming.
Person with a life: I have a girlfriend.
Internet addict: Whenever I'm not watching multiple hot stars banging each other I have my own girlfriend who's also portable.
Person with a life: Mine's hot.
Internet addict: Mine's an Asian otaku.
Person with a life: I actually touch mine.
Internet addict: Touching other humans can transmit from the hundreds of thousands to the billions of germs per touch.
Person with a life: Mine gives me head.
Internet addict: Every day.
Person with a life: GODDAMMIT.
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Internet... there really is no way to describe it. There are a lot of words and I can't pick just one. U can find anything on there. The internet has a a lot of gross inappropriate stuff *cough,cough*(porn, sex, blood, drugs)*cough,cough*. Anyway the internet can be used for a lot of great things including homework and school projects, kitten images (any images), random stuff, providing realible and unreasonable information, latest news, reading, interacting with other people, purchases, posting, and so much more. !!!
"Instead of reading books we use the internet."
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A series of tubes, as mentioned on the Daily show.
The internet is a series of tubes.
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The internet is the mass worldwide network of computers that you happen to be connected to. NOT THE WORLD WIDE WEB.
If you call the Internet the same thing that the Web 0is, you're a n00b!
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how the fuck could you not know what the internet is?
i'm a dumbass who don't know what the internet is.
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