iPod Facebooker

Someone who only goes on facebook through their iPod Touch or iPhone.

Person 1: Why doesn't Jack ever friend request anybody on facebook?
Person 2: Jack's a ipod facebooker, that's why.

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iPod Snob

1. A person that looks down on you because you have substantially fewer songs than them.

2. A person that riducules you for the type of music that is loaded on your iPod.

Trish: "Dude, you only have 346 songs on your Pod. What is wrong with you?"

Jim: Trish, you are such an iPod snob! But I still would do you.

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Fred: Holy crap! Did you see Dan had Bee Gees, Neil Diamond, and Cher loaded on his Pod? Is he a freakin' chick! Although I am envious that he has 3,346 songs.

Dan: Give me that you iPod snob, I loaded those for my girlfriend!

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Dirty iPod

When one does a click wheel motion on someone's anus.

Last night he gave her the dirty iPod and she went wild.

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ipod touch

totally kick ass ipod with a touch screen.
wayyy cooler than you will ever be. a reason to get jealous at people who have them.
internet access.
comes in 8gb, 16 gb, and 32 gb.
8=300
16=400
32=450
i think.
someone told me that apple lowered the price of the 8gb by 50 bucks a week after i got mine.
i got pissed, but that's life right?
8 gb is good enough,
you sould buy one, for sher.

kyle: omamagawshherzzz! i just got a creative zune!!!!!!111
me: i got the ipod touch.
kyle:....*cries*

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ipod nano

the ipod nano is a magical creation by the Apple Computer company. It can hold 500 or 1,000 songs, depending on what you bought. They are high quality and come with games and all sorts of magical fun. And they are durable, because I've dropped mine um-teen times and it's barely scratched. They're low maintenece and the best creation ever made.

Sally: Hey, look what I found on the ground
Sally's boyfriend: !&%##! THAT'S AN iPOD NANO!!!
Sally: Okay...what's the big deal
Sally's boyfriend: *grabs nano and runs* By the way, I've been cheating on you with Katie!

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iPod Blush

An iPod Blush is an event when you are embarrassed by the songs, movies (pr0n), or images located in your iPod. This situation usually arises due to a need to switch from one song to another without realizing that the iPod has a bright up screen which any one around you in a 10 mile radius can see.

(Internal Thoughts) "Dam I hate this song, shit i dont even know why i put it in the first place" "Im going to next this bitch like an out of pocket pimp"

(Michael looking over over your shoulders) "Dam man you listening to that milkshake song again!!?"

Fuck man you making me iPod Blush!!

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iPod Food

Music CDs, usually to refer to the act of purchasing them.

I need to go to a music store and get some iPod Food.

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