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Unlike in Ireland, where one can be easliy defined as Irish, defing someone as American is inaccurate seeing as the country is roughly a hundred times bigger. Because America is so large, we actually have to specify what blood we've got in us when talking to each other. And there is no prouder blood to claim than Irish blood,(one could maybe argue Italian), because they had to put up with a lot of crap and prejudice(not nearly as much as the blacks, but a close second)
1.)Blacks and Irish need not apply
2.)Real Paddy: You're American
Irish-American: I'm Irish-American, America's a big fuckin country.
Paddy: You don't count, you're a yank, a wanabe.
Irish-American: My grandparents were born in Ireland, I think that gives me some big fuckin ties to it, you elitist douche.
Paddy: Feck off
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Having sex with not one, but two redheads at once. Twins preferred. Basically living out a fantasy of being Hugh Hefner, but with redheads replacing blondes.
Dude, I was in Vegas, I totally had to go Double Irish a the bunny ranch while I was there.
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A neighborhood of New Orleans noted for its distinctive dialect, vaguely resembling both Southern and New York speech. See yat.
After he spoke two sentences, I knew he grew up in the Irish Channel.
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Bricks, stones and other objects thrown in a fight
I almost got hurt in the exchange of Irish confetti
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a greeting given to a male adversary consisting of grabbing him by the balls and squeezing as hard as possible until he doubles over in pain, then headbutting him in the bridge of the nose.
"If you think he's too big to take down otherwise, give him the old Irish Handshake, he'll be on the ground bleeding before he knows what hit him."
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1. A mixed drink consisting of half a pint of Guinness, with a shot half full of Jameson and half full of Bailey's dropped in. Needs to be chugged ASAP before the entire concoction curdles in your mouth.
2. A drink that will fuck you up so bad your head will feel like it has been in a major terrorist explosion the next morning.
Yagerbombs? Those are for Gotti boys. We'll take a round of Irish Carbombs.
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people living in America that have Irish ancestry. We are plastic paddies because many of us have a mix of heritages. Still we are proud that we are part Irish. If the people in Ireland won't accept the fact that we are proud then they can look and see that America has more people claiming to be Irish than Ireland has people.
IA: I'm Irish American
IM: You fucking Plastic Paddy
IA: You mind saying that to 30 million others of us?
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