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From Ratchet & Clank Going Commando:
An ex-employee of Megacorp whom takes on a secret mission to stop their newest family pet, the defective rabid Protopet from being released before it can cause galactic chaos. At first Angela is in disquise as a masked bandit like character whom Ratchet and Clank must hunt down to stop from stealing the seemingly harmless Protopet. Once they discover this bandit is a girl, Angela explains that she was stealing the Protopet for the good of the galaxy, but they have already returned it to Megacorp. Angela Cross, Ratchet, and Clank team up to stop the Protopet from being passed out to families all across th galaxy.
Ratchet (approaching Angela's house): Nice digs!
Angela: Oh this? (points at her house) Remnants of my past life...
Clank: You are a reincarnate!?
Angela: What!? No! My old Megacorp days. Let's just say they have a very generous rewards system.
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Having sex with the person you're in a relationship with, and then having sex with your side piece. Later bringing it full circle back to your original partner with the possibility of transmitting an STD.
I banged my wife yesterday. Today, I banged my side piece, and then had to bang my wife again, thereby causing cross-vagination.
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A life-ending, extreme, karate kick delivered to the face of an enemy. One must be a true karate expert in order to deliver such a violent kick. This kick takes years of practice and meditation to master.
Tommy has spent years mastering his cross-kick, if Jays antics continue he will be a recipient of one these devastating blows.
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A friendly pulpit circle-jerk between nubile Catholic schoolboys.
After a less than spectacular performance at regionals, the choirboys clasped tight to their cross necklace.
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a person with the highest rank in Call of Duty 4.
"Look at these noobs"
"Shut the fuck up you golden cross, no life bitch"
"Dude, this game's been out for like 8 months"
"And you spent 2 of those months playing this game"
"..."
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A cross between shaggy doo and shakira.
Shawn Cross, Cross Shawn, Shawn Cross
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In Call of Duty, there is a mode called Prestige mode, on the Tenth Prestige, you gain a symbol, which is a golden cross. Black Crosses are the players who, even though spending days of their lives on the game, are still not good at it, despite being a Gold Cross.
Guy 1: That guy was destroyed on Search yesterday.
Guy 2: Yeah, he must have been a Black Cross.
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