Someone that has the smallest penis and likes to rape little boys
βThere goes Jake againβ
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A Jake is a nice guy. he is smart caring but mean to his enemies. They usually have dark brown curly hair and are commonly tan. they also like to watch star wars and is obsessed with making video games.
Look who it is, Jake
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Jake is a guy that is a racist son of a bitch that loves Alex and wants to fuck her
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Hes a kid who eats his shit and is a crackhead who tries to act cool
girl 1 : whos he...
girl 2 : thats jake.
both : eww
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The cockiest asshole you'll ever meet. He thinks every girl falls at his feet.
Jessica: "Hey Becky, I just met a Jake. *gag*
Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?"
Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of."
Becky: "Yikes"
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Attractive, but not worth the emotional rollercoaster he is sure to put you on.
You donβt want a Jake in your life.
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One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes
If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.
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