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jazz music that is played on the street
we went to a street jazz concert yesterday
Transformers death but not forgotten. He was a great autobot. A reference from Optimus Prime saying in regards to Jazz's death "OH Jazz" we must remember him for trying to take Megatron on his own.
Definition- someone who is brave not worthy of the outcome even if he is going to die.
Ironhide: "we couldn't save him"
Optimus Prime (holding the 2 halves of Jazz): "OH JAZZ"
An elderly readers wife who makes regular appearances in the pages of a top shelf Jazz Mag.
'Has anyone seen my April edition of 'MILF times', there's a Jazz crooner on page 42 that looks just like Mavis from accounts?'
(while having intercourse)
Man:"Kkeep going I'm almost there..."
Sexual Partner: "Give me your Hot Jazz."
Inserting a moist reed into your partners ass and blowing whilst reaching around playing with their genitals like a trombone slide. Works best with New Orleans style jazz.
Can I get me some anal jazz tonight? I have a fresh reed.
A mysterious man who approaches you while you're playing jazz, sneakily records your solo and transcribes it to steal all your precious and beautiful licks.
"I am not a jazz spy" (he was a jazz spy)
Much like music, comedy can be so technically good, that it's not funny. Some comedians who are known as "comedian's comedians" are actually doing comedy jazz. The audience might not get it, but the comedians backstage are rolling around laughing.
"I don't really think this comedian is funny."
"Well it's comedy jazz, it's a bit over your head. They're more of a comedian's comedian."