Jon's everything. Mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with Jon's tortoise
Person: "Hey Jon, how's your Jon's turtle"
Jon: "o_o"
"He's so dumb he set his alarm to silent, he must be Jon's ride"
stalking anyone in an obsessive manner
My friend was thrown in jail after pulling a jon with the sheriff's daughter.
Jon the Mon is a full time Twitch streamer who does not have autism. Also, Lewis Reed is a stupid little cunt.
Wow, that Jon the Mon guy doesn't have autism
Geek nerd peer feed owed gerd nerd weed weed seed seed he’d Kerr teed Xerox’s nerd feed nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd wneee nerd nerd nedr
Don’t be like Jon chon IDOIBETEUE
A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".
Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......
When you stick a curling iron up someone's ass and turn it on. It's often used as a threat.
"Shut up before I give you a hot jon."