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Jon's Turtle

Jon's everything. Mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with Jon's tortoise

Person: "Hey Jon, how's your Jon's turtle"
Jon: "o_o"

by Aly and Vyacheslav May 21, 2012


Jon's ride

A foolish person, dumbass

"He's so dumb he set his alarm to silent, he must be Jon's ride"

by MG.2.9. April 10, 2019


pulling a jon

stalking anyone in an obsessive manner

My friend was thrown in jail after pulling a jon with the sheriff's daughter.

by SomeGuy4293083 July 11, 2008


Jon The Mon

Jon the Mon is a full time Twitch streamer who does not have autism. Also, Lewis Reed is a stupid little cunt.

Wow, that Jon the Mon guy doesn't have autism

by C4esar February 1, 2019


Jon Chon

Geek nerd peer feed owed gerd nerd weed weed seed seed he’d Kerr teed Xerox’s nerd feed nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd wneee nerd nerd nedr

Don’t be like Jon chon IDOIBETEUE

by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 18, 2019


Jon Blough

A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".

Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......

by 79.123erect July 23, 2009


hot jon

When you stick a curling iron up someone's ass and turn it on. It's often used as a threat.

"Shut up before I give you a hot jon."

by the MN Realest April 17, 2015