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Something that a boy in his very early teens tries to get around to asking when he is talking to a girl of similar age that he has only met over the phone or on the internet.
(Things a boy will do to get milk jugs)
I was Stangin' down a long, straight, country road, when I saw a large sign that read "MILK $1 PER GALLON". I quickly pulled in.
"Hey, where's that milk for $1 per gallon?", I asked.
"Over there", replied the farmer as he pointed to a cow.
"You got milk jugs?", I queried.
"I thought you'd never ask", he responded, as he pulled off his shirt, exposing his womanly looking breasts.
I clarified, "No, I mean to put the milk in."
He disappointedly replied, "Oh, I got a bunch of empty ones in the back of the store. They're $2 per gallon."
I shook my head in disgust and rushed to my 'Stang.
"Why didn't I bring any milk jugs with me?"
(Things a man will do if there are no milk jugs around)
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A T.V. show played between 2 and 4 a.m. on most weekdays and weekends. It can be found on the Playboy channel and contains sluts, jugs, whores, skanks, and teets. Usually 2 per girl. Sometimes 3. Its widest audience is those who live in trailor parks. Aka, rednecks. But in a close 2nd are those who stay in high class hotels. Or motels.
OOOOhhh daddy! Big Jugged Sluts just came on!
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A Chunky Jug Muffin is a good looking Fat or Somewhat Fat girl who has Huge TITS!!!!
Also known as a CJM
Did you see that CJM, she has huge fucking titties!
I would like to fuck that CJM's huge JUGGS!
I could get lost in that CJM's tits!
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Get your tits out.
Lad on a lads' holiday shouting at a group of birds:
Lad: "oi oi, spill your jugs you schlaag."
Group of Girls: "are you talking to us?"
Lad: "Yeah you're fit."
Girl: "Who me?"
Lad: "Nah not you, your mate... schlaag".
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Drinking the chug jug - when you eat out your girl on the toilet while she's taking a poop.
The female equivalent of bumpkins definition #7.
Boy 1: Hey, are you considering drinking the chug jug.
Boy 2: NO, that's disgusting.
Girl: You can drink my chug jug.
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Today’s kids’ way of saying looking like a snack, basically something you say to someone when you find them very attractive, sexy, etc. and letting them know you'd chug them up like it's FORTNITE
Credit goes to Michael Santana, AKA imaqtpie
"Hey gamer, I see you're wearing the shadow ops skin, mmm... you Lookin like a chug jug"
"I'm a 35 year old man"
"monkaS"
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An item that heals you in the game Fortnite is used as a good friend that makes you feel better!
Kylie I love you, you are my chug-jug! hahaha
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