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one who specialize`s in the art of jumping on/into bushes belonging to other people.
this art involves a lot of practice to get your posture just right as u soar through the air and can take many year or even an entire life time to perfectly master. it may also be added to the 2050 Olympic sports as a spanking new category which will be a great milestone for the profession. so go join the local bush jumper club in your area and have fun.
person1. hey joe, wanna go past old billies and crash his fern bush for a bit of bush jumper action?
person2. k
person3. k
Enthusiastic church goer apt to seize on the floor, stand up in the pew, or speak in tongues.
Those evangelists are some serious bench jumpers.
When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑
Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)
A women of the looser variety who's inclined to keep company with many different men in the armed forces. Especially Marines.
Person 1: "There's Meg. Wasn't she with a Navy guy last week? She must have a thing for guys in uniform"
Person 2: "Yeah she's a Joe Jumper. She's dating a Marine now."
Person 1: "Yeah those Joe Jumpers sure do love seamen."
A term for Cuban. They're like Mexican wetbacks because the know how to jump fences, but they have to "jump" across a puddle to get to the United States, most likely Florida.
That puddle jumper is stealing all the jobs in Miami!
A promiscuous lesbian. Particularly one who will go down on any girl, anytime, anywhere.
1. "Becky on cheated on me with Monica!" "That low down dirty puddle jumper!"
When someone finger bangs you so well and so hard, you squirm and jump around a little before you fill the palm of their hand with your cum.
His middle finger is so long, he hits my button perfectly when he finger bangs me, it turns me into a super happy puddle jumper!