When a woman on her period happens to have a fishy minge
Fuck me, how has he managed to cope with tuna and ketchup.
When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.
Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.
Me: *squirts ketchup*
Random man eating corn dog: Mmm, damn.
Me: Guy for ketchup
a sex move only using a blow job, rubbing alcohol and dildo, the method is first placing alcohol into the uterus, then place in the dildo inside the uterus, while doing a blowjob with the bloody dick with the dildo inside, once it is bleeding, suck the dildo off the dick and spit it out, then suck the blood, it might be bitter but relax, its delicious and healthy
Bruh did you know that those two lovebirds did the Banana Ketchup
A phase that refers to reving a car engine to maximum rpms, which causes the tachometer to be in the "red zone".
Most commonly associated with just gonna send it.
"Send it right to the ketchup Dave!"
"Started it up and just sent her right to the ketchup"
"We've found out that sending it right to the ketchup warms her up pretty fast"
when you fart and a bit of blood comes out as if you was squeezing an almost empty ketchup bottle
**guy farts**
guy: I'm bleeding out my ass, I think I got ketchup fart
Nickname of USD rugby player Kevin O'Connell due to him wearing the same red sweat pants to every practice for two years
Look theres ketchup pants being an asshole as usual