Spends most of the time on their computer.
Bob wont come out to play because he's always on his computer, what a keyboard perv!
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keyboard Rapping is when you have a lot to say on social media or in text message.
if you and your friend have beef but your scared of her but you want to seem hard so you go and text like your somebody else so you keyboard rapping
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A person who thinks they can manage a professional sports team better than the people who do it. These people are usually over 40 living in there parents basement and have a hardcore gay porn addiction.
Tim: We need to kill the GM. Milton Bradley is the best player in history.
James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.
Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete
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The best beds for fucking cats, who fucking sleep on it only when you want to fucking use it.
*computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
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slamming your face or hand's against a computer keyboard, usually as a result of "raging" at a particular game or person. Random characters are typed into the chat field and presented as "spam"
I kept getting killed in Call of Duty so i began to Rage by keyboard slamming.
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A person who constantly posts bible quotes or talks about being religious and spews nothing bit hate.
Why are Trump supporters always keyboard Christians?
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Keyboard-Jihad has two explicit meanings:
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.
1. I've gotta keyboard-jihad for a deadline after a week. My boss isn't leaving me in peace till I do it.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.
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