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Guys that range between 20-26 when you're 30+
Kittens are cute and you want to pick them up and take them home but you really shouldn't - don't feed them because they'll start following you
"I met this guy at Shots in Wynwood and he was hot but turns out he's 23. He asked me how old I was and I said you but reverse. Total Danger Kitten, I shouldn't but... i wanna pet him"
"Wow, her son is a total danger kitten"
Kitten is a qt is a youtuber that likes playing fortnite with friends and editing videos!
Kitten is a qt is the best youtuber
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To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.
Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)
Alex: How many kittens have you killed?
Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..
Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...
Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!
When a kitten wakes up from a nap in a clean laundry pile/basket smelling like fresh linen and new kitten
"Hey cool apartment! Wow what's that delightful scent?"
"Oh that's Miles! He's totes Laundry Kitten today!"
the "pet" name of a female's privates when kept impeccably shaved, waxed, or treated with a depilatory
my skin kitten is feeling a little brutalized after i got that brazilian wax this morning
The "Persian Kitten", once known exclusively as a show cat bred in Eastern Europe and the Middle East, has become known in the Americas as a sexual activity. Locally, in the Northeast many take the literal translation of the persian kitten. The execution of the kitten is simple, the man or woman holds open their rectum and the partner (man or woman) subsequently excretes fecal matter into the gaping hole.
Get that lil persian kitten ass over heeya.The Persian Kitten... is that when you shit in her ass?
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