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When a Korean female snorts a line of cocaine of a mans penis while sucking his dick
Guy1: bro Kim gave me a Korean nose job last night now my dick tickles
Guy2: bro I want a chink like that
is that korean dave?
omg yeah hes so gay and feminine, he should be a model slay
When two heterosexual individuals - one an authentic Korean and the other an authentic Chinese, which is male or female is irrelevant - fornicate using the leftover grease from today's breakfast hashbrowns. At the brink of climax, the male will scream "It's hot! It's real hot!"
This signals the female to finish him off by slopping her greased-up fuckhole around his pulsating cock, doing him past orgasm until she also reaches climax - at which point, both will do a synchronized backflip to produce a satisfying *pop* sound when the male slips out of the female, erupting the "secret sauce" all over both participants. If either party misses their landing, and breaks their nose, it is referred to as a 'Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot with Ketchup'.
Kim "Hey Wong, can we do a Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot together?"
Wong "Oh, of course Kim!"
*After the Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot*
Kim "What the fuck?! I didn't order it with Ketchup!"
Wong "I can't breath."
Koreans are reason why are you on 26 losing streak in league of legends.
Also as science says its actually impossible to win against Korean players either its a match or 1v1 or aram
it really doesnt matter.
P1: Hey man wanna play some league?
DepressedPerson2: No man this Koreans rape me every game
A person that is always right. Person that dislikes being mistaken for Chinese but especially Japanese. All in all, they are the best Asians of them all. Do not ever call them oriental. They don't like sushi. Japanese do. Koreans are not very fond of dirty knees.
Guy: Hey, so let me guess what you are.
Girl: OK. What am I?
Guy: Oriental. Haha, jk. Ur Chinese.
Girl: (fake laugh) Close. I'm Korean.
Guy: Same thing.
Girl: (hates people forever)
Eating ass with chipsticks
I just Korean toasted that girl last night
When you eat a bag of Cheetos, then proceed to fingerblast your partner with you orange Cheeto-fingers. If you don't have Cheetos at home, a red bag of Doritos can work in a pinch.
Christie was getting bored with the same old North Korean Nemos from her boyfriend every Thursday. So she decided to spice things up and buy a bag of flamin' hot Cheetohs and gave De'Andre from down the block a visit.