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A delay in reaction time causing one to resemble a high latency video-game character. It is often accompanied by a distorted perception of time, short term memory loss, extreme clumsiness, and loss of depth perception.
Body lag is generally the product of Alcohol and/or lack of sleep.
"I had to get up at three in the morning on one hour of sleep, my body lag was so bad that I ran into my bedroom door on the way out after I thought I had opened it."
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Imaginary world where drinking meets sailing. Whole feudal systems are usualy set in place before and during the course of the night. Rupert is the Right'Orrible Admiral as he patented the lag boat. Other responsibilties include; Rudder Man (steers the group to pubs/clubs/venues/houses/alley ways etc with the help of the Crow's Nest (usually slightly more responsible so can see trouble ahead or a good party.... or the police)
The Admiral gives you permission to delegate other responsibilities. But just for reference at the other end of the ranking you've got Plank Walker (some one who's being all - "ooo i think i'll just have the one"- forget that! you'll walk the plank mate - with a six sambuca shooter) and of course the ever favourite Man Overboard (need i say any more?) To reach the crow's nest you must climb the laggin'
Just make sure, to record all the embarrassing memories in the Captain's LAG book!!
ALL ABOARD!!
"All aboard the LAG BOAT"
"boarding passes please"
"do you know i'm actually boarding the Admiral's boat tonight?!"
"gosh it's stormy weather tonight, i've had 11 pints"
"hlep! i'mm ddrownign!"
"first mate's passed out!"
etc etc etc
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1) A girl who cleanses the skin of the testicles for sexual pleasure.
1) I fell in the mud and Kryslte was K-lagging me.
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More then just a lag, it comes at you when you least expect it or are in the middle of something important in a game or chat site, it dosen't actually exist but when you lag a lot while important things are happening it's considered a smart lag because the odds aren't that small
WoW player : yes im finally gonna get the loot from that boss, damn that guy's about to steal it *lags*
*Random person passes by and takes it*
*WoW player stops lagging*
WoW player : What the hell just happened?
WoW player's online girlfriend : I love you
*WoW player starts lagging again and can't say it back*
WoW player's online girlfriend : Yeah sure don't say it back. *waits* You're just like my friends said, I hate men *runs off crying and blocks wow player from talking to her*
*WoW player stops lagging*
WoW player : Oh god f*cking damn it I'm having smart lags again.
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When one moves from time zone to time zone and their "body clock" and bowel movement schedules are mixed up.
Jeez Pete, you took forever in there. Pete Yes, my morning constitutional, has become a noon constitutional because of poop lag. I'm not good going west to east.
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Jeep lag is similar to Jet Lag, however Jeep Lag is achieved by driving into a new timezone in which the body's interior clock is not accustomed to. The body will need to rest to 'synchronize' the interior clock with the local time zone.
See Jet Lag.
Steve: Dude, I just drove all the way from BC to Mont Tremblant. Shit, I've some heavy Jeep Lag!
Jim: Do I know you, eh?
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Phrase meaning to "log off" a computer.
The boring white african teacher told us all to make sure we lag oorf.
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