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what you call someone who is whipped
look at phar lap look how whipped he is
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When someone tries to ask you to go behind a chicken coop and give you a blowjob while sitting on your lap
“Hey Taft lets go behind the chicken coop so I can give you head”
“Have you heard about Taft and Marykate coop lapping”
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The act of standing up quickly with something in your lap and it goes flying.
I lost my phone, I think I lap launched it getting out of the car at the beach.
Devin lap launched my bowl and it broke when it hit the floor.
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The girl (or guy) sits on the guys lap and has to try to not get an erection
Hey you wanna play the lap game
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When a male crosses their legs to far thus creating a Guilotine for the testicles.
Bro: Dude what's your problem?
You: *in pain* I just caught myself in a lap guilotine
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When a male stripper places his testicles in the lap of someone receiving a lap dance.
That stripper just gave your girl a lap dumpling!
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