Girl 1: I heard Brittany's lasagna Was soggy
Girl 2: Yes indeed
A food item that really shouldn't exist.
Person 1: Yo, let's go get some lasagna!
Person 2: Ew, no. Lasagna's like a love child of tomatoes and pasta
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I need to make my rent, anyone want to by some lasagna?
A sweet drink made from carrots and mushrooms. Anteaters like to drink lasagna
I am an anteater. I eat lasagna.
When you think you are done wiping but take another shit and wipe again. The layers constitute a Lasagna.
A just went to the bathroom for poo but it was a lasagna.
Lasagna is the opposite of a perfect.
The sound that a turkey makes.
Dude did you hear about that turkey's Lasagna?
The most heavenly dish. God eats it. No, god is lasagna!
I feel like eating God! Let’s eat lasagna!