Random
Source Code
Random
noun
1: a factory where lava is manufactured
2: The location of the finale to the feature film "Terminator 2: Judgment day"
Evacuate the Lava factory! An ice water truck has crashed on the factory floor!
noun
1: a factory where lava is manufactured
2: The location of the finale to the feature film "Terminator 2: Judgment day"
Evacuate the Lava factory! An ice water truck has crashed on the factory floor!
When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
The ultimate trap for big women on tinder step one by a molten lava chocolate cake from Chili’s to go step to invite a big woman from Tinder step three stick a dick in Cake step for let her enjoy
Hey bro I had this fat bitch come over and she enjoyed this molten lava dick
The type of feces that makes your anus (volcano ring) warm like you are producing molten cake as you empty your bowls. The feeling, not to be confused with molton cake poops, (which produce the sticky lava sensation) is what is called sticky lava.
Bro dude to wife: “ugh im so glad we have a bidet here. I just felt sticky lava in my anus”
Wife: “did u use toilet paper too”
Bro dude: “the bidet did the job”
Dude to bro: “bro, i felt so immobilized by my situation. It felt like sticky lava. U cant get up and use the bidet to cool off, and you cant keep going.”
Bro: “sarah said some nasty shit to u. No pun intended”
An enhanced version of energy farts, only possible by drinking coffee and redbull at the same time with ADHD.
Don't do that! You'll get the case of lava farts!
The best group of people to ever exist on the entire planet.
ZAMN THE LAVA LAMP TRIBE JUST WATCHED FRIEDRICH JAGGERAGER TO SQUIRT ASS