Lay an egg

To take a big shit

"I've got to go lay an egg!!!"

lay mud

to drop a shit, hang a terd.

Glenn was watching German porn and the man lay mud on the womens cheast

lay waste

verb. to defecate on an object

I laid waste to the bed.

ad lay

Pig latin for the word lad.

"Oi ad lay, hows it going?"

Lay DD

A strange affliction that takes place usually after sex. In the standard lover and beloved situation when person A is more excited about the hook up than person B they will try to prolong the entire experience. Exhibited by frantic post sex cuddling and annoyingly persistent shoulder and neck kisses.

So I had my fuck buddy over last night but afterward she wouldn't stop moving. Worst case of lay dd ever.

Lay an egg

(in business jargon) to produce an output or result

We're waiting for Jim's project to finish and lay an egg before we can start taking on new staff.

Lay Hat

To strike and/or hit a person so hard that if they were wearing a hat it would now be laying on the ground

to a boxer- "alright you just need to go out there and lay hat"