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Lobster Bibbin'

Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.

I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.

by Mistress Cornbread November 23, 2010

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conklin the lobster

mrs artman

a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear

luke is such a queer conklin the lobster

by batmanhasaids July 19, 2008

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Lobster magma

When you dip the end of your penis into a a cub of used crab or lobster butter after eating at a sea food restaurant, you then let the butter harden on the top of your penis and then masturbate and shoot the capped off penis butter and seamen into your partners mouth showing them a whole new dimension of flavor!

Bro that crazy girl Becca let me give her some lobster magma after we went to red lobster for date night!

by Vlex614 November 7, 2023


Walking the lobster

"Walking the lobster" is slang term developed in the 1990's which originated from Detroit.

1) To take a risk.

2) To cross the line.

1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?

Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.

by Gabe Feltenstoner May 26, 2011


Steak and Lobster

Steak and Lobster is a primarily Navy colloquial term often used if a member of the crew takes their own life. It may also be used in any other situation where something severe has happened that may drastically lower crew morale.

Sailor 1: "Do you know why we're having steak and lobster tonight?"
Sailor 2:"Yeah, our deployment got extended for a month.

by The great panzer of the lake August 13, 2022


Lobster Dumpling

Sitting in complete darkness and silence, breathing deeply, and softly touching each others' feet.

I feel so at peace when you give me a lobster dumpling.

by Blowfishmethadone December 17, 2011


Frosted Lobster

Extremely white female, usually blonde, that vacations in a sunny place and instead of tanning gets sunburned turning bright red and uses frosted lipstick. Almost always dresses in a tropical flower sundress and ends up going home with corn rows in her hair.

Dude! How was Montego Bay? Any good looking chicks at the resort? Buddy replies "nope, just a bunch of Frosted Lobsters and yahoos in muscle shirts.

by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013