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Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.
I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.
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mrs artman
a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear
luke is such a queer conklin the lobster
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Steak and Lobster is a primarily Navy colloquial term often used if a member of the crew takes their own life. It may also be used in any other situation where something severe has happened that may drastically lower crew morale.
Sailor 1: "Do you know why we're having steak and lobster tonight?"
Sailor 2:"Yeah, our deployment got extended for a month.
When you dip the end of your penis into a a cub of used crab or lobster butter after eating at a sea food restaurant, you then let the butter harden on the top of your penis and then masturbate and shoot the capped off penis butter and seamen into your partners mouth showing them a whole new dimension of flavor!
Bro that crazy girl Becca let me give her some lobster magma after we went to red lobster for date night!
"Walking the lobster" is slang term developed in the 1990's which originated from Detroit.
1) To take a risk.
2) To cross the line.
1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?
Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.
In anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.
My sister dreams of being a Lobster Wrangler.
"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.
"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"