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When your butt falls asleep from sitting in one position too long.
"Oww I've got some major butt lock!"
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Locked in Lust is a male chastity device company specializing in inescapable chastity devices and other male chastity accessories.
I just bought a male chastity device from Locked in Lust, and now I am stuck in it without the key.
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1. Noun: A D-shaped lock used for clamping a bicycle to various objects specifically used to keep it secure in public places. Requires Key to Unlock.
2. Verb: Using said Lock around a victims neck. Causing severe annoyance and mild pain for prolonged periods of time due to the key being hidden/swallowed. Best reults at keggers and at house parties. Reasonably Humourous
1. Will somebody buy me a D-Lock? I'm scared my bike will be looted!
2. D-Lock that fucking Nazi Kid! He tried to rape a 14 year old!
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Someone who fastens their face to yours and then you cant take them off for the rest of the evening
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The small lock of hair that hangs down from a groomed combover , resting in front of the forehead.
That don draper has a mad lock drop
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Ohoho! Sounds like me! Radical individualism and ego! Hurray!
Hym “Yeah, no... Humility is for the NOT me’s. Blue lock sounds dope. I wonder how shit-brain Jerome is going to take it when he finds out there is a soccer anime about me and NOT HIM. That’ll be cool and will remind him that I’m better (which is what he needs to have happen) because nothing will ever be about him because he only regurgitates inane and trivial bullshit on a loop because his ideas are worthless. Like Dr. JeepJorp.”
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When you put a thot on blast by telling her where she is in life.
Dang gurl she just got thot locked.
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