sardine machine

sardine machine:

The london underground because you get crushed in a small place like sardines do in a can

innit mate went on the old sardine machine today!

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suicide machine

A small box that charges 25 cents to kill you. Anyone using it has two options either a laser gun that kills you quick and easy or lots of barbaric weapons to kill you slowly and painfully.

Hey why aren't those people coming out of that phone booth?
That's not a phone booth. It's a suicide machine.
Ohh, good invention.

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Time Machine

A girl walking in public with her mother, or multiple generations of women in her family; providing a glimpse into her future appearance.

That girl's time machine looks promising. Mom's a real "cougar

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ATM machine

A Turing Machine defined as:
A_TM = {<M,w>| M is a TM and M accepts w}
This Machine test input w on all possible Turing Machine configurations M with the assumption of finding a Halt: accept/reject state. Notes about A_TM
1. It is undecidable
2. An Oracle TM can supposedly decide it.
3. Due to the halting problem it does not necessarily detect a halt.
4. It is a common TM to use in decidability reductions.
For more information go to school, buy a book, or look online. Disclaimer- I'm Not responsible for your girlfriend dumping you when she finds out you're wasting your time on this.

Deciding the compliment of All_CFG
Create Oracle TM for A_TM.
T^A_TM = "on input <All_CFG>
1. Construct TM N where
N = "On any input:
1. Run All_CFG in parrallel on all strings in E*
2. If All_CFG creates any of these strings accept, else reject
2. Query the oracle to determine whether any string in E* was created by All_CFG and see if <N,0> exists in A_TM
3. If oracle answers NO, accept, if YES, reject

This should decide ~ALL_CFG in relation to A_TM.

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shit machine

a person who shits so much it is just like a factory for shit

people: hey look it's the shit machine!!
annie tajljaard: hey guyysss.

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killa machine

something thats is so badass that not even the word killer does it justice.

My desktop is the best top,
nothing less but, check my desk brah
killa machine.

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time machine

a car which is older, or anything vehicular that would be otherwise called a classic;

Victor: Hey Brian nice car, what is that?
Brian: Oh that's my Cadillac
Victor: Oh, nice time machine

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