Pussy mail

When a women partner in the relationship threatns that if the man dose not do what she has told him to do he is not getting any sex

Girl"hey randy could you come wacth bold and the beutiful with me"
Randy"uhh get fucked"
Girl"well i wont be letting u if u dont wacth it with me"
Randy"You know what u can do get ur pussy mail and ur ugly bicth ass and shove them up ur vagina"

Girl"thought pussy mail would work"

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I-Mail

Abbreviation of "Internal mail". The often used method of communication in offices around the globe.

Worker 1: "I need to see it by the end of the week."
Worker 2: "I'll put a copy in the i-mail."

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Fission Mailed

A word that is said in occurance when absolute and complete pwnage has been indignantly brought upon by a poor soul.

Allan FISSION MAILED! it when Travis threw a tennis ball at Allan's left nut.

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Re-mail

v. To send out the same e-mail to someone after not getting a response the first time.

n. An e-mail message of such a nature.

Comes from "re-send the e-mail," or "re-e-mail."

Did you get my e-mail? How about my re-mail?

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Fuck the mail

1.) A round about way of saying 'I just came'; euphemism for having an orgasm or total arousal

2.) when something really awesome happens, not necessarily sexual

Usually people say the 'the mail's coming' or 'the mail came', hence, 'fuck the mail', implying you're the one who came instead

What?? Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis do it in Black Swan?? FUCK THE MAIL.

Oh snap, did you just see that waitress bend over? FUCK THE MAIL.

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d-mail

The technical IT term for going for a dump.

Snedwan - how's it going? What have you been up to?

Boss Hogg - Gotta run dude, I need to send a d-mail.

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knee mail

when ever some one yells knee mail and knees you in the snatch or ass or dick

joe:knee mail ..........
tyler:oww shit what was that for bitch

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