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When you are tired of being married to the same woman but you don't want to divorce her so secretly marry multiple different women.
Bro I got sick of being married to the same woman so I started marriage hopping, you should try it sometime.
Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.
Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...
Infatuation Marriage = Social Media/Stars that marry before 25 years old. Example: Bieber and Bieber (formerly Baldwin).
They were an infatuation marriage.
When she makes a meal SO GOOD that you be wanting to marry her afterwards
This lobster mac and cheese is a Marriage Meal
Marrriage that is only for taxies
Tubbo: let’s get married for tax purposes
Ranboo: but-
Tubbo: Taxes
Ranboo: Tax Marriage :,(
Matt and Dyl are such a perfect marriage. Matt’s a real trophy boy
A friend marriage is when 2 best friends love each other very much that they decide to get married but as friends not lovers, the legally or formally recognized union of two people as besties in a personal relationship
Person one: Omg I Love you so much
Person two: Yos lets get a friend marriage bestie!