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To fuck something up despite best intentions
Wow! He really matted that pint-it’s basically all head.
To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.
I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.
The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.
"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"
(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)
the best raper in the world. his masterpiece is at the block block at the top top, his rhymes are immaculate and thou cockus incomprehensible. he is a rapper from Denmark and LA his catchphrase is "the best raper from LA that has never been tro LA!!1!!1"
Guy 1: have you seen the new Lil mat b song "at the top"?
Guy 2: it sucked ass
When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly
A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat
A classic pre-announced, announcement.
in typical Fat Mat style, MCU let us know they would soon be announcing their planned announcement.
This here serves as notice of an announcement of an upcoming announcement.
when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.
Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.