Epic Meal Time

Food porn at its finest on YouTube. An orgy of bacon strips, Jack Daniels, meat and hot bitches eating it is common.

I got a boner from watching that chick eat that meat log on Epic Meal Time!

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Happy Meal

When a catholic priest eats out a nun on sunday around noon

Hey priest want a happy meal

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Succulent Chinese Meal

Also known as Democracy Manifest. Often a considered a crime. Eating a succulent chinese meal is grounds for being placed under arrest by people who know their Judo well. Proper methods of detention include but are not limited to being placed under a nice headlock and having your limp penis grabbed and ready to be received. It is custom to salute the chaps with a "Tah-Tah and farewell" if ever in this situation.

Guy 1: Did you hear Charles Dozsa was out eating a Succulent Chinese Meal yesterday>
Guy 2: Oh no! Let's hope his penis and head are fine!

Meal Ticket Beggars

A person who expects others to pay for their meals on a date/meeting simply because of their gender or existence

Just because I am a woman, a man is obligated to pay for my meal.

Just because you were the one who did the asking out (even that I would refuse if I wasn't interested in you also but I don't have the guts to do the asking out myself) you have to pay for my meal.

This is an example of meal ticket beggars

nappy meal

Cunnilingus performed on an untrimed african-american vagina. Usually comes with fries and a shake(maybe oral sex with cowgirl or doggystyle sex, where the woman can grind or shake her hips during.

As he approached the Girl at the McDonalds counter he smiled and as she smiled back he said, "Damn girl, let's get outta here. I'm jonesin for a nappy meal."

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A Full Course Meal

When a person is so fine they cant be classified as a snack not even a regular meal

Hunter lookin like a full course meal
Ashley looks like a full course meal

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Full Course meal

A Full course meal can be used to describe Daniel seavey he auditioned for American idol and made it to the finalies but he got rejected and is now apart of a band called why dont we

Daniel Seavey is a Full course meal

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