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Spanish translation for melon thief.
When a girl has breasts like she is stealing some cantaloupes/honeydews/melons.
God damn! Melissa is a ladrona de melones.
When someone is bein stupid you would slap them upside the head, or frap there melon.
" Shut up before I frap yo melon "
When you suck a nigga dick so hard that tomato paste flies out that dick hole while u squeeze ur shawtys nipples and give her that dirty Chewbacca until she sounds like a snail and dies
Hey vlad, did you peeled a nigga melon today?
Sure did! Sniped his ass out the heli!
Karate chopping a friend or lovers butt crack
im gunna chop your melon if you keep fucking with me
The commonly used phrase to describe yourself as actually said, a pool of melons. This is most often to display your coolness in a situation, and your absolute good vibe that you are currently feeling. Other uses can be "like melons flowing down a river", "like a melon ocean", and "that event was a melon tidal wave!". All of which keep the same meaning, to describe a good vibe and moment.
The anti of this is to say "like a pool of cantaloupes", a phrase used to describe an event with a bad vibe and that left you displeased.
Origins of these two phrases are currently unknown, but we believe that it was made in a small town by one man who decided to flow a bunch of melons down a stream with some upbeat music playing. The origin doesn't really matter though, just go out and have a pool of melons of a time!
person 1 who just left party: Man bro, that party was like a pool of melons!
person 2 who just left party: Nah dude, that was for sure like a pool of cantaloupes!
person 1 who is now annoyed: Whatever you say man, don't kill my melon stream.
Usually a female, who dosn't have many friends. Enjoys bullying poor innocent gingers, people with glasses and people with big ears. She's disrespectful to elders and needs to learn a respectful amount of manners whilst at the dinner table.
girl one: hey who's that girl over there shouting at that ginger?
girl two: ooh that's just a melon headed twat.
gemma from 9f who hates gingers and shakes her head when she talks like gale platt from corrie.says things like"fuck off you fuckin ginger knob end before i friggin kick ya in ya nuts you bloody friggin frig fuckin frig face ...............twat
go on melon , use parkers head like a football