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(v.)
To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*
A guy or girl that doesn't keep a neat appearance. Somebody that fight have a foul smell or odor. Sombody that has messy hair or just looks disgusting.
That guy is a real messy face.
The act of pulling out just in time and cumming on the womans genitals also known as the "Ole' bust and clean"
Yeah homie i gave that bitch a messy camel
Somebody who has promised to be somewhere or do something, only to back out a the last possible moment, without honest reason or apology, causing embarrassment for the host and bemusement for all onlookers.
He said he would call me back, but he pulled a Messi and never did.
She’s such a Messi, she never keeps her promises.
Away From 2,3,4 Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful, How Good Is He?
Messi at 19 years of age scores a hat trick for ten man Barcelona in extra time.