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messi is the goat

messi is the goat is common way for people to express the same sentiments as germany did during the second world war

everytime i hear “messi is the goat” all i hear is hh.

by jimmy john’s July 1, 2024


Messy willy

pegging after taking a laxative

Man i havent walked right since that messy willy.

by Jerry mayn June 29, 2020


Messy willy

pegging after taking laxatives

That Messy willy hit me harder than taco bell with extra hot sauce.

by Jerry mayn June 29, 2020


messy tacito

Similar to metal dan the messy tacito is a sex act

(that usually ends fatally due to infection or blood loss)

forcefully used by older people on male children, the messy tacito starts off by holding a child down to a flat surface on their back and the the leader of the sex act takes a pair of scissors and cuts off a small portion of the tip of the child's penis, the leader then starts to suck on the penis and hold the blood in the mouth before they turn the child around and spit it into the anus, they then keep their mouth on the anus waiting for the blood to be excreted back into their mouths and then spit it out into the child's mouth and makes them swallow. The act is repeated until the leader gets tired of it or the child dies

"That Jennifer lady is such a bitch, I hope someone does the messy tacito on their brat of a child"

by Retardedpineapple November 21, 2018


Ronaldo vs Messi

Two of the greatest football champions and we all know who is better.

Ronaldo vs Messi

by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023


Ronaldo vs Messi

Who is the football goat?

Who is the goat? It's Ronaldo vs Messi.

by Random Words & Definitions June 20, 2024


messy-mess

(n.)
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.

1. Emily and Melissa quickly became a messy-mess after discovering the open bar.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.

by MelissaandEmily December 5, 2007