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“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”
To have sex
friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "
person:i can say two words that can make you wet
person: what are the two words
person: microwave this pussy
Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.
I ran out of cheese so I whipped up a microwave cheese sandwich.
God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves
Microwave.exe has stopped working
Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*
When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.
Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"