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What you call you're sleeping garments when you wake up wet and have no idea why.
Vinnie woke up with a moist robe and a devastating headache.
A lazer, when fired, moistens the target on contact.
“These socks are really starchy, can you give them a shot with your Lazer of Moist please?”
Turns off adult filter in search engine
Opens sock
“Aaah Like a glove”
A weird name given to someone who likes pigeons and dislikes the word moist, Mainly a teacher
(Caugh Mr Smith)
When your scared to lose your virginity
A girl asked me to come to her place i rejected because im anti-moist
Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.
John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.
Something that tastes good to say according to a reddit user doing an AMA about being able to taste words.
Cain: I heard you can taste words. What words taste the best?
Abel: Moist earthquake.
Cain: *Picks up rock*
When a vagina suction cups to an ear.
Our date went so well, when we got home I gave him a Moist Susan.