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A Moist Morris is very similar to a Wet Willy. To perform a Moist Morris, take off your shoes and socks, suck on one of your big toes, and then try and shove it up someone's asshole.
"Dude, Ezekiel gave Carson a fucking Moist Morris today. I think Carson moaned..."
A lazer, when fired, moistens the target on contact.
“These socks are really starchy, can you give them a shot with your Lazer of Moist please?”
Turns off adult filter in search engine
Opens sock
“Aaah Like a glove”
the boys won the grand final and after went to the locker rooms for a round of Moist Handys
When you bout to get freaky and you see that twinkle in her eyes.
Ophelia you’re my moist star. - Hamlet
The act of having traditional intercourse but it ends prematurely without climax due to one of the members participating having deep thoughts about pegging Matthew McConaughey.
I was totally Moist Humping this chick but I couldn't finish due to my thoughts about Matthew McConaughey.
The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.
I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.
The best man a friend can ask for, but severely underrated, I mean come on he is ok at least
Moist Jeb : hey guys I love you
ShitPost: Fuck you Jeb your not one of us