Whack-a-Mole

Where 2+ guys sit in a row (or circle) and the girl rides the first guy to get an erection to the last guy to get one, in order. The penis is the "mole", while the girl is the "mallet/hammer"

Kelly: "Scott, John, Mike and i played whack-a-mole all. night. long. You should join us next time."

Josh: "i don't know, maybe...."

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Darth The Mole

Darth The Mole is a powerful Sith Lord who's skills are only rivalled by The emporer himself. He was once known as Jedi Doug although that name now only infuriates him and has caused the death of 63 Jedis including his old master, Jedi Mark. See also Jedi Doug

Darth The Mole, Lord of the Sith

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Mole Man

A person is considered a mole man when they posess the following qualities: short fat bald creepy stupid. Mole men often feel entitled to things that they do not deserve due to the fact they cannot identify themselves as moles. A mole man's job in life is to do the jobs that other people are too good to do. these jobs include janitory work and taxi driving, to name a few.

Tom: Did you ever see Danny Devito in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
Jeff: Yeah. He is such a mole man!

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Mole Bowl

A piece of paper that is folded into a certain way to hold your mole (the mixture of weed and tobacco used in a bong)

"Can u make me a mole bowl?"

"Pass the mole bowl"

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Whack a mole

When a man slapps the rectal prolape of his partner with his penis.

I played Whack a mole with that tranny last night.

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Mole in the hole

When a shit digs through the brown bush of the anus, to rejuvenate in the waterfalls of justice.

Common explanations of "Mole in the hole"

I think the mole wants out of the hole.

Excuse me while I give the mole a push.

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dick mole

when a mole is present on the tip of the penis, also known as foreskin.

hope: i was giving brad head last night and dude..

louise: what?

hope: he had a fucking dick mole!

louise: ewww no way man, thats dirt.

big daddy fuck: whats wrong with a dick mole?

hope: it was smiling at me and there was a mooosive hair sticking out of his un-circed foreskin

louise: DUDE THATS WRONG

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