Yo Momma's Face

"Your Mother's Face." A new system of jokes using the response of "Yo Momma's Face!!" To when someone asks you a question.

Victim: Dude, school is so tiring. Predator: What I did to yo momma's face is so tiring!! Bystander: Oh Shit!!

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your momma's hood

what my roomate says everytime i say "where do you want to eat tonight, buddy?" the reply is meant to get under one's skin. your momma's hood

Buddy: Friend, its your special night where do you want to eat friend?
Friend: Umm, I don't know, oh how about your momma's hood?

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White momma syndrome

When a mixed black kid has a white mom and therefore has a closer connection to their white side. This often leads to them preferring to be identified as “mixed” instead of black, having anti-black political views, or having a lack of knowledge on how to take care of their hair or cook. It may also lead to them exclusively liking and dating white people.

It’s important to note not every mixed kid has white momma syndrome, but many do.

Person 1: “Did you hear Kayla doesn’t support Black Lives Matter? I don’t get it, she’s black!”
Person 2: “Well you know she got that white momma syndrome smh”

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word to your momma

phrase meaning "tell your mom i said hello"

Hey, Tyrone, word to your momma

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word on my momma

Word on my momma - Longer way of saying on god, or Fr

Bru i fucking killed that guy word on my momma

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momma's little helper

Another name for any antidepressant.

Linda would not have made it thru the day if not for momma's little helper.

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Yo Momma Care

A comeback for when some white dude won't shut up about "Obamacare."

White guy: "The fabric that binds this nation together is going to come unraveled by Obamacare!"

You: "Yo momma care!"

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