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When someone ruins your Friday.
It was Friday afternoon and Michelle was getting excited for the weekend. Barry told her to look up Panamanian petting zoo on urban dictionary and suddenly her Friday felt like a Monday.
Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.
A beautiful, elegant, bouncy pair of breasts; often associated with breasts whom one wants to squeeze and make mammary intercourse to.
Sami's monday bonanzas run through my mind like a marathon jogger on speed.
When you're taking a patients temperature by mouth, so they can only breathe through their nose, and you fart in their face.
Miss Carlisle in room 53 was being an absolute twat earlier asking for pain meds, so when I went to take her temp I demolished her olfactory receptors with a Manhattan Monday
Going for what sounds like a nice quiet dinner at Pirates Steakhouse in Diep River, with such amazing company as Ryan and Ricky Fourie, Gareth and GF, Tanzyn, Lisa and Chris, when Ryan out of no where claims he had an Ex girlfriend in New Zealand by the name of Ahora, and all hell breaking loose from there onwards. Including facebook status hacking, homo erotic insults, midget/modget abuse, neighbouring table annoyance to mention but a few of the fun unplanned activities.
I laughed so hard i shat blood, but it still doesnt beat that one Pirates Monday
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A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.
It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.
todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) "This is gona be one messy monday!"
darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"
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a certain day of the week that you are allowed to chase rat and succeed.
@ ah man im gonna get so much pussy on minge monday'
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Drinking excessively all day with the express purpose of drowning out the misery that cloys to every working day.
I would rather make threatening gestures toward walrus genitals than get between booze and Dave when he goes Max on a Monday.
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