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a floppy dick that kind of looks like an elephant seal's nose and a moose's face combined. This particularly happens when a guys dick gets rejected by a girls clunge.
"Dude I just got seal moosed last night."
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While a male is receiving oral pleasure from a female, he places both hands on the side of his head (thumbs in ears) to make 'moose antlers'. Before he finishes, a group of Chris Farley look-a-likes begin showering both of them with urine.
"Good thing I had my thumbs in my ears during that Golden Moose. That one Chris Farley look-a-like tried to piss in my ear."
There is nothing like a saturday where you watch Rocky+Bullwinkle in the morning and get a Golden Moose in the evening...
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This sexually intimate act sees two males urinate around a room and await a female. When the female enters the room, the two moose have a sword (penis) fight as the female watches on. The victorious moose charges the female, head butting her in the buttocks to tenderise her meat. He then enters her in either orifice. She whimpers in submission.
My brother and his friend were at a 40th and decided to impress a lady. They decided to fight for intimacy by doing the dance of the dirty moose
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Someone wonderful,witty and well endowed.Good for behind doors activities..............
Babes youre moose-alicous!Shake it!
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A small city by the #1 highway in the province of Saskatchewan. Although the population is small, the city of Moose Jaw has many local attractions including the beautiful murals painted on the walls of buildings, historical city buildings, and tours. The city is also nick named "the friendly city" because of the kind residents living there and the great community. The people will gladly help you if you ever get lost.
Friend1: Hey where'd you go for your summer vacation?
Friend2: I went to Moose Jaw.
Friend1: How was it?
Friend2: I had good time down t here, it's a great place to visit!
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When you have sex with a fat chick
Oh man you totally blast a moose last night
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