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ok...so i am a laker, ill admit that. im also going to admit that mountain lakes is one of the best towns ever. almost everyone here loves it. you walk through the town and people have orange and blue like its their job. people here have so much pride and love representing their town.
as for the boonton townshippers not liking it here, that is not true at all. im friends with many of them and they like it just as much as we do. ok of course theres an acception to this like there is everywhere, but everyone has acceptions.
as for all you people dissing mountain lakes, GET A LIFE. just because we live in a great town with great people, doesnt mean you have to diss it. so what if i have a couple northfaces and ribbons...northfaces are really warm and are awesome coats, ribbons are pretty and add fun to your hair, so HA.
as for the girls who wake up at 5 to do their makeup...thats about 3 girls in our school, and nobody likes them. those are the girls that wear too much bronzer and look like oompa-loompas. most of the girls i know, including me, wake up at 730 when school starts at 8 and dont even wear makeup most of the time. there are many naturally beautiful people who dont need makeup to look pretty.
like the other person said about our parents being rich, i totally agree, they went to college and worked hard for it and deserve everything they have. and the "shitty" houses in the village, really arent that shitty, they are a little smaller than the rest of the houses, but the inside to most of em are actually quite nice and more expensive then a big house in any other town.
most of the guys are not cocky, there are like 2 that are and everyone knows they are so it doesnt matter. most of the guys here are very nice and good-looking and caring, especially towards girls...
the girls are the same way. we have our quirks like every town, and we have our bitches and our weirdos...but so does everyone else. you cant say that you dont have these people either, because you know that you do. the girls here are generally very nice and pretty and dress well and are everything but slutty...
and that is our town, take it or leave it, but dont diss it...cuz if you do, you will have about 4,000 lakers chasing after you...
mountain lakes is awesome, dont ever say differently
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Redneck Holy Water. The most popular drink amoung rednecks. A Mountain Dew flag should be made and flown right under the confederate flag. Or as rednecks call it the "rebel flag."
Quite possibly the only spit bottle you will see being used or scattered amongst the numerous fast food bags in the floorboard of a truck.
Hey bo! When you go to the gas station, pick me up a can of Kodiak Wintergreen and a Mountain Dew.
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The Swiss. A person of Swiss descent, or a citizen of the Swiss Confederation. So named due to the prominence of Switzerland's mountains.
"This new Swiss Army knife is bad-ass. Them Mountain Germans make some good stuff."
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This hardcore sex position is named for the mountainous shape your two bodies will create, as well as the mountainous orgasm both of you are likely to achieve. To form this union, the man should sit down with his legs bent and apart, while he rests his upper body weight on his arms, extended behind him on the bed or floor. The lady should position her body in the same way in front of the man and crawl forward. Her legs should not be spread as wide apart and she should position her legs over his, so her feet sit past his back. Once they align their groins, the man can slide into his lady and have ideal access to her clitoris while he penetrates.
Man you should have heard her
Haha, she just can't handle the magic mountain
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another term for mien people, most of them live in the mountain's. Wakes up at 5 am to enjoy fishing, practically sits and chills at a fishing spot all day for about 10-12 hours or until they catch something. They also put a lot of stuff in their food at pho restaurants. Fish sauce, hot sauce, sugar, salt, and whatever else that is on the table. Very cool and funny people to hang out with, always play counter-strike 1.6 and cabal or go on ventrilo.
Fong likes to hang out with the mountain people on ventrilo everyday, gg #team.eXceed
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A person who looks like they just slept on the mountains, this person usually has scruffy hair, and smells bad. These people can summon animals by laughing with a high pitched scream. Also this Mountain Man tends to growl. (Also known as Mx2)
(Brooke just woke up)
Morgan- look at Mountain Man over there !
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noun: someone who lives in west milford and lives on a hill. typically known to eat out of garbages and have one set of clothes. insest is common among them.
That mountain critter is devowering that roadkill.
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