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forbidden mullet

When a woman shaves or waxes her mons pubis and outer labia, or keeps the hair in those areas very short, but does neither of these things around her asshole. This creates the short-in-front, long-in-back look of a mullet.

My girlfriend has a forbidden mullet. Business in the front, party in the back.

by JayAC March 7, 2019


Zoom Mullet

The act of wearing business attire on the top part of your body (IE The portion of your body shown on a webcam for an online meeting) and wearing comfortable clothes on the bottom part of your body (IE The part of your body not shown on camera during an online meeting. attire examples: sweats, leggings, etc) Much like a hair mullet- "Business on top and party on the bottom"

I have been wearing my zoom mullet for almost a year now! I don't think I have any work pants that fit me any more.

My uniform for 2020 is a zoom mullet.

by funnymom25 December 8, 2020


moscow mullet

When the genital region is clean shaven, but the asshole is hairy

Did you see that stripper's moscow mullet? She needs to consider a full body wax next time.

by bits of tits February 3, 2016


Mullet bottom

Buisnes in the front(vag or dik) party in the back(booty) but all hairy and scary

My brother has a total mullet bottom

by Jack Offspring March 6, 2015


pants mullet

A style of vaginal grooming.

The big Russian lady looked down at Lizzy's overgrown shrubbery with distain and demanded, "Well, you want Brazilian, Baldy, Furry Murray, Landing Streep, or Pants Mullet? I not haff all day!"

by Vladimir Waxsin January 30, 2008


mullet outfit

Term often used by welders, pipe fitters, millwrights, boilermakers and other construction hands to describe a contractor that is sub par and barely provides the necessary equipment to get the job done. Usually a lower paying contractor as well.

Welder 1: hey man who’d you say you were working for down in corpus before you come here?

Welder 2: some “mullet outfit”, I can’t even remember the name. Hell I drug up when the rod room lady said that I had to provide my own tungsten.

by Jodystipsandtricks October 20, 2019


Moist Mullets

When a male shakes his epic mullet and the girls get moist.

OMG look at Cecil and Blinky shake their mullets. That’s some moist mullets!

by Funkymonkey118 December 22, 2021