to strech your penis off and bust all over
i munted on the man at the store
The fusion of two words "mother" and "cunt" used to describe a mother's vagina that has managed to some how stay in excellent condition despite giving birth to multiple children.
"Hey ladies, have you seen Jenny's munt? I can't believe she pushed 4 children out of that thing!"
A big feed
Usually when high
Best used in a group of friends
Are you keen on a munt?
Man cunt. The perfect insult. Comes off as both offensive and educated. Examples of munts include Carson Strong (bowl quitter), Mike Pence, Anderson Cooper, Mark Stein, Lebron James, Kevin Durant, etc.
Dude 1: You fucked my gf while I was babysitting your kids!
Dude 2: sorry dude but she offered to give me a blowjob
Dude 1: You munt!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: Man-cunt. You are the exact definition of a munt you son of a bitch!
Munt: the collection of all bodily fluids (semen, piss, shit, vomit) into the bunt of an extremely loose woman. Think of the stuffing in the ass end of your Thanksgiving Turkey. You're welcome.
"Dude, Stank Sally didn't wash up after her most recent fluid-filled gang bang Donnie she's rocking a big pile of Munt in her Bunt!"
I love how loose my munt is after a good double punch first session.