A man who has a wholesome and healthy interest in fungi.
"Have you seen the Mushroom Man? He is really cool, and I met him at church"
When two men are having sex and at the point of climax put the penisses together and ejaculate into each other's urethra's
Hey jack want to try something new in bed? Yeah what about touching mushrooms?
That sweet smell having sex with a redneck girl
Damn that bitch was like rolling in southern mushrooms.
A penis that is of average to shorter length but has a HUGH head thus resembling a mushroom.
"It wasn't long but that nuclear mushroom popping in and out of my pussy gave me an explosive orgasm"
A girl with a perfectly round ass
gd, u see here mushroom booty? That bitch round af!
Female is the vortex and 3-5 men circle around her face, slapping it with their large mushroom tips.
Yo, I need 3 boys do to a mushroom tornado with me on Becky here.
The space between a bump in the shirt and an erection.
Did you see that guys mushroom gorge posted all over Instagram?