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The act of sucking anus, while the other defecates while in public, MUST BE mushy poop, no liquid with articles of corn and high fiber.
I wanna get me a Fudge mustache like that biatch over there.
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When you find a stranger, knock them unconscious, and shave off their pubes. Then, while they are still incapacitated, you microwave the shavings and tape them under your victims nose in the shape of a mustache. At this point, you will have to start running because the atrocious smell produced by the newly formed pube-stache will jolt your victim awake.
Did you hear Bob lost his sense of smell? I guess someone gave him the ol' Argentinian Mustache. The shame alone drove his wife to infidelity. Pity.
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The morning after sex, while the woman is still asleep, the act of cumming on her upper lip, then attaching a $20 bill to it.
A: Dude, how did that chick get home this morning?
B: Oh, it was no big deal, I gave her Jackson's Mustache.
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The same as a Jackson's Mustache, just performed by the less affluent or more douchey with a $10 bill instead of a $20. While this is not the preferred method to wake up for young women the morning after, it is certainly much better than Jefferson's Anus.
X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?
Y: I don't know, but she was gone when I got back, I gave her Hamilton's Mustache.
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an extremely thin mustache. Eleven hairs on each side.
Joe has an nfl mustache. Eleven hairs on each side.
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Street term for shooting up Insulin.
"oooh mah god, insulin I love you. Ohh, sweet, sweet life-giving nectar processing my sugars...yes...diabeetis! DIABEEETUUUS! I'm chasing the mustache!"
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A dirt mustache is when you eat a girl's dirty asshole and get residual feces all over your upper lip.
My girlfriend asked me to eat her ass last night and it was dark and when i turned the lights on i had a dirt mustache.
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