when the male shits into a sock, and shoved it down the females throat, then she takes it out, puts it down his throat, then they make out and absorb the shit from each others mouths.
“damn bro last night was wild” -male 1
“what’d y’all do?”- male 2
“i totally lucas nelsoned her and it was lit”- male 1
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The HOTTEST guy in the world. He nuttedin me and now I’m 5months prego and he won’t even talk to me anymore but I still LOVE HIM SO MUCH!! Also his dick is huge btw.
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A casual intellect. Full name Brian Erin Nelson, although usually prefers to be called "Erin". He is a national icon in Azerbaijan and respected internationally. Regularly gets r/whooshed as all jokes go over his head. Appeals to the subreddit r/hardboiledmemes.
"Look, its Brian E Nelson!"
"This is a funny Brian E Nelson meme"
"I hope Brian E Nelson follows me on Twitter"
"Brian E Nelson did surgery on a grape!"
A Nail-Polish Nelson is a boy who uses his feminine charms and progressive ideas to prey on women's insecurities. Hides behind a facade of being a man who has no toxic masculinity, overall a huge performative activist.
You guys are so quick to call out ACAB Emily's when Nail-Polish Nelson's exist.
When someone takes a very gay and shaky breath while being around their also very gay love interest
My gf just kissed me and i took a nick nelson breath.
A full nelson held for 27 years.
Neither the half or full nelson seems appropriate. This calls for the full nelson mandela
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