Nerd

Anyone who calls you that is just jealous cause they ain’t smart probably got 12 on their third grade spelling test.

Bully- NERD!
Smart Guy- yes I am sumāto, thank you for observing that.

Bully- ...

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nerd

An individual whos computer skills and knowledge of science fiction shows are bolsterd by his lack of sexual prowess and dress sense. They are generally picked on by everyone with a social standing.
Hampered by acne, a breaking voice, glasses so thick they can see through time and less muscle tome than a McChicken nugget the nerd is very rarely seen with a bird or any member of the female persuasion besides their mother.
Will hate jocks and other popular people, resenting them for thier social achievement and the fact that some can be intelligent with out having thier waistband above thier nipples.

"Oh christ, those damn nerds are playing dungeons and dragons in the library again."
"No, I don't want to go to Star Trek convention, it's full of nerds."

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A nerd

A a rav

A a rav is not a nerd. I was kidding

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Nerd

Someone who is a academically committed. It is usually not a good thing when it gets to extreme (complaining to the teachers about empty syllabi, unprofessional behavior etc.) Anyway, there are a lot of misconceptions about nerds. Here are a few:
1. Someone can act and look totally nerdy, but is an amazing athlete. Likewise, someone can look fit and great at playing cool, but can't play sports to save their life.
2. Nerds can act like nerds at school, but when they get home, they are just like any regular kid who is not a nerd (maybe even more awesome!) This is sometimes but not always caused by parents who are very strict about academic performance.

Jock: You're a nerd I'm gonna beat the shit outta you!
Nerd: All right.
Jock: *punches a double punch*
Nerd: *blocks it and side thrusts in the Jocks face which immediate knocks jock dead.* I'm gonna go out and play some football with the Jocks!

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nerd

Losers in high school, winners in real life.

Be nice to nerds, they may be your boss someday. -Bill Gates

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Nerd

The majority of Urban Dictionary's visitors

I found the word jock on here, and every definition I read (about 15) was negetive. I then got curious and searched nerd, and every one of those defnitions were positive. Many of those gave nerds extreme dominance. I sense a little bias. I think we know what steriotype gets on this site the most.

(I am not a nerd or a jock)

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nerds

Contrary to popular belief nerds are not necesarilly the honor roll, teacher pet students people think they are. No the Nerd subculture is made up of gamers, otaku, and fanboys.
These guys and girls don't go home and do homework and study. No, they spend all after school and all of their free time playing online multiplayer games, playing YugiOh, and watching anime and reading comic books. Kids who actually study and do homework are just smart. Most of them tend to be either overweight or underweight, they gorge on junk food, and whenever they're on Xbox Live or 4Chan they front and pretend to be badasses when in real life they'd get their asses handed to them from lack of exercise.
Don't be fooled you can be a gamer or manga lover without being a nerd it's just that nerds are obsessed with video games and anime/manga. Also for the real nerds when girls say they love nerdy guys, they're usually talking about hipsters who wear the whole nerd outfit of thick frame glasses and plaid shirts, not your pathetic asses.

Nerds spend almost all of their free time playing video games, playing trading card games, reading manga, or watching anime and cartoons and rarely ever socialize with anyone outside of the Internet.

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