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When a girls nipples are the same colour of her skin and you can just about make them out.
"Oh my god her nipples were white! Just like her skin! Must have Camo nipples..."
A condition caused by abnormally long, protruding nipples. Commonly, the length of the nipple is longer than the diameter of the entire areola. When this occurs, the victim experiences a higher frequency of dry skin, resulting in an ashy and flaky topography (read: cheetos dust). See also: Stevie Wonder nipples.
Bryan: The following is the equation for cheeto nipples: Length of protusion divided by diameter of areola. If the the ratio is greater than one, you are at risk for Cheeto Nipples.
Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff."
Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."
Very "out coming" or "outward" nipples usually on males
When females get boner nipples is called nipping; when females get boner nipples it's called a nipping
Aye bro you cold you've got some boner nipples
A tshirt that has its sleeves cut off and then is further cut down to one's waist, leaving only a shred of fabric keeping it classified as a "shirt" instead of a "cape". Key point being the often view of the wearer's nipples due to the shirt swaying with average motion.
"Check out the bro with the blue Adidas nipple grazer. All that's missing is a backwards baseball hat!"
Nipple sausage occurs when you fondle a woman's breasts and her nipples become hard like mini sausages.
She whispered into my ear nipple sausage me...so I played with them until the nipple sausage sizzled.
A person who can grope a females breasts without being caught or causing conflict
That guy is a fucking Nipple ninja
-Nipples that are perpetually erect.
-Nipples that look like they are perpetually aroused
It's not the cold, just Nazi Nipples.