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The tenderness in one's fingertip and fingernail that results from inflating and knotting a large number of balloons.
Helping set up for my nephew's birthday party gave me a wicked case of balloon finger.
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Salad fingers is a flash cartoon that uses the facade of random hysteria (rusty spoons, ridiculuos combinations eg. salad and fingers) to communicate a more serious, tragedic perspective of the world. This could almost be compared to naive art, in that it is seemingly spontaneous, a work deliberately imitating childish art, but in so doing accessing the darkest recesses of human consciousness. Not only does salad fingers touch rusty things, his mono-mania and schizophrenic behaviour hints at abuse and isolation. Salad fingers is not simply strange, laughable - in its repulsiveness it higlights aspects of the human condition that are glossed over in everyday life, or ignored in the mentally ill and the suffering. It is for this reason that salad fingers may be described as sad, as well as strange.
He dreams of rusty taps.
He talks to a broken telephone.
He is often reduced to being utterly terrified by a few choice words. ("I think he likes spoons too.")
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A challenge where in the month of February you need to remove all of your fingers.
“hey dude, are you participating in No Finger February?”
“sure, pass the knife”
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Noun; The roach of the blunt that burns your finger while you smoke it. You are most likely too keyed to feel it until moments later, then you scream and drop/flick the Finger Burner to its final destination. Your gonna have to pinch the FB to avoid getting hurt. GOOD LUCK.
Man-Dude 1: "Fuck I hope I don't get the Finger Burner this time around"
Man-Dude 2: "Yep, dem Finger Burners do sting ya and leave a mighty stank"
Man-Dude 1 "Yikes, i got the Finger Burner again!"
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It is “Finger Heart”. Literarily, make your fingers look like a heart shape. Pull your thumb over to the index finger and make those fingers look like a heart. No one is sure it was started from when, but numerous people make the finger heart to show their positive feeling, like love or happiness, to the people they love. The trend never misses the K-pop stars. K-idols often show the finger heart to their fans.
hey! let's take a selfie using a finger heart sign.
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To expand on the above definition (absolutely hilarious, by the way), lego fingers may also include red palms and fingers, and/or itchy hands.
Friend: Man, why are your hands all red, and why do you keep scratching them?
Me: Dude, building that giant castle gave me an intense case of lego fingers.
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The easiest sign language. Telling everyone it’s pointed at, to go fuck off and fuck themselves.
*raises middle finger* Here’s your gift!
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