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A term used when someone is so absolutely unfathomably our of their minds that off the good won’t cut it.
Gay nigga 1 “man I used to eat strawberries so fucking much that my shit was red”
Gay nigga 2 “DAMN this nigga off the goof, I just think your ass was broken or sum shit”
A group of people who goof around well acting all snaky or people acting like a bunch of goobers
Guy 1 "Look at all thoose goof snakes, there just a bunch of goobers snaking around."
The act of stroking your penis whilst taking a shit.
Man I’m really horny I think I’m gonna goof my moo
The act of stroking one’s penis
Dude she’s so hot I want her to goof my moo!
The act of jerking off while taking a shit on the toilet.
Hold on guys! I need to go goof my moo!
What you call someone who:
defies all logic
rapes children/animals
dresses in fursuits
wears dildos for fashion
oralmemespeak
anal penetration reception from angry African American males (ages 18-75)
is currently NOT circumcised
has orange hair
is not related but borrows money and doesn't pay back
wears white belts
"frosted tip" hair cut
swooped bangs
smoke cloves
have buckles on their clothing
is an emofag
is a scenefag
is an artfag
is a culturefag
is a Grammarfag
and any other type of overly offensive fucking asshole that should be absolutely legal to just fucking 100% execute in public.
fuckin' crowd and everything.
..you'd watch it.
Prima: If you read all of that you're an "Intergalactic Goof."
Secunda: I got about three words in then went back on Facebook, and said how gay this was, then used your insult against you.
Prima: I fucking hate this planet..
/Irony
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