noob

Someone who knows better yet still does things as if they are new to the experience. Mostly used in reference to computer games, formus, or blogs.

Selaria attempts to make an easy jump from 1 platform to another and is unable to accomplish this, even though she has been playing the game for over a year. This is a noob!

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noob

when someone is totally retarted, and just cant get things when everyone else can.
the person can tend to be slow, as in sloooow
u need to define words all the time just so you can have a conversation.
someone who puts a helmet on and has the strap in front of their goggles..thats a noob

m0oks: "like omg Chamroeun ur such a noob"
chamroeun: "SOOooOO"

she actually knows she's a noob

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noobs

boobs that are sooo small that there are only nipples for boobs. imagina a 5th graders boobs, aka noobs.

WOW..your girl has some noobs, im surprised wen u feel her up u dont feel her down...

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noob

A noob, or n00b, is a gay faggot who eats at McDonalds.

Mark- Hey noob! *laughs at Tim*
Tim- *crys* SO WHAT IF I EAT AT MCDONALDS?!

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noob

an offensive term or a name to put someone down.

Jordan: omg i love silkroad and buzz.
Zac: yeah and your a noob.

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noob

A word restricted to only 13 year kids who spend their life on Xbox live. Usually used when a kid gets angry and loses a game.

Kid1: *Shoots kid2 dead in Modern Warfare 2*

kid2: YOU DUMB NOOB!

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noob

A term that means that someone is new at something, but now it is just a meaningless insult used by little kids who play call of duty.

Nerd: OMGz yur such a noob with your 0.8 kill death ratio!!

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