system wars

A discussion board on video game forums in which people make claims about which gaming platform is better. Usually regarded as a haven for whiny, stupid people.

Check out what they're talking about in the system wars! What is wrong with these idiots?

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Chocolate System

The Chocolate System is an official system created by Danielle James used as code to describe sexy black men of all colors.

Dark chocolate- Sexy, really dark
Milk Chocolate- Dark Brown
White Chocolate- Basically white skin usually mixed black
Special Edition Carmel

CHOCOLATE SYSTEM EXAMPLES USING CELEBS

*Dark Chocolate- If gucci mane was sexy he's be dark chocolate
*Milk Chocolate- Trey songz, sexy, dark brown
*White Chocolate- Drake, sexy, very light skin
*Special edition Carmel- Chris Brown, Light brown skin

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System of a Down

The best fucking rock band out there
4 dudes who fuck around and make songs that go hard asf
LA-based musicians

"Dude have you heard Psycho from System of a Down"
"Hell yea, makes me feel like im on some acid"

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The Peametric System

The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man

This man is crowned victor

Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger

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Roofing Systems

A beast baseball team that plays in Rockford, Illinois and who got 3rd place in 2009 and should do even better next year.

Man did you see Roofing Systems play last nite? They totally killed the other team.

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system of a down

a unique band that has been summarized as nu-metal, metal, rock, progressive rock, and alternative. they have released 5 studio albums system of a down, toxicity, STEAL THIS ALBUM!, mezmerize, and hypnotize. they are the only band in history to release a double album(mezmerize and hypnotize) and have them both hit #1. there song chop suey won the gramy for best metal proformance. they are well known for there "add styled" sound (examples being "sugar" "bounce" and "needels". and there songs are rotted deeply in american politics, war, and drugs. all in all THE BEST FUCKING BAND IN THE WORLD

*listens to system of a down* 0_o mind blown

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rooted system

The after-math of the human body being fucked.

:Did you just get done boneing Sherrie?
:Yeah look at that "Rooted System".

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