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While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio
She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie
a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)
(nonsexual version) a single/double of scotch whisky with a a splash of double cream.
i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.
a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)
i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.
When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.
Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.
When you soak but rather than a bed shaker one performs a Scottish jig to shake the bed
OMG did you hear that Stephanie got Scottish soak(ed) last night??
When someone goes under your Celt and pulls your nuts down
I howled last night so loud when my girlfriend tried the Scottish Weggie
filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious
mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks