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A two o'clock whore who you have slept with enough so that you have to drink for another hour before making a booty call.
That two o'clock whore is so fugly I have to drink another hour before I go over there. She has graduated to a three o'clock whore.
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When every bathroom stall is occupied in a workplace, due to employees saving their bowel movements for excretion during company time.
Employee 1: "Man I'm going to shit my pants! I need to take a huge dump and every stall is being used!"
Employee 2: "10 o'clock rush... just shit in the urinal."
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Australian slang term for a hot and wet thunderstorm during the summer months. These thunderstorms hit almost exactly the same time (4pm) every day during the october/november period.
The storms and terminology have fallen out of use recently due to the evil boogeyman known as "global warming"
"Is that thunder?"
"Ya, it's 4 O'clock"
"4 O'clock special then?"
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A very bad prank.
When someone's asleep, you pull down their pants, stick a newspaper in their ass, and light the newspaper on fire.
Man... my ass still hurts from the 6 o'clock news...
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A very paranoid man that leaves his friends house very late and tells his mother everything. His name is referred as an "Erik".
Friends talking about weed, alcohol, and the friends mom hearing everything meant that The 3 o'clock man needed to get the fuck out of the house because he was paranoid as fuck.
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This is the time of day when one has retired to their place of sleep, to end a tiresome day. When suddenly, they are awoken by a mind boggling thought they had earlier that day. The time when awoken, would be referred to as 'stupid o'clock'.
Michael: " oh no , i forgot what my homework was. I didn't write detailed enough note in my folder."
Stephanie: "you'll think of it at like Stupid O'clock tonight"
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Girls that say they are down to party and show up, when actually they aren't at all and have to leave early.
Guy#1: Man that girl over there is fine is she DTF?
Guy#2: Don't even think about it, i heard she was an 11 o'clock girl.
Rees: There sure were a lot of 11 o'clock girls at kevins.
Logan: Tell me about it.
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